I work professionally as a publishing company contracts manager, so I really know the ins and outs of author-friendly and author-hostile contracts. I'll review your contract for anything you might sell, and let you know what changes I believe you should ask for, where the risks are, and how fair or unfair I think the contract is.
Minimum bid: $15.
Let me know what your diet constraints are (and what you miss being able to eat) and I'll design a meal that gets as close as I can to meeting your cravings within your constraints.
Here's a sample: some years ago, a friend and I designed an extremely satisfactory Indian food feast for someone whose anaphylactic allergies include cumin and coriander. And it worked!
Now I cook regularly for a hyper-careful diabetic. And there's been a bunch in between.
If you happen to be in the San Francisco Bay Area, or visit here, or live somewhere that I visit, we can also arrange for me to cook the meal for you.